Zombies and Shit (63 page)

Thanks to a new miracle drug the cute little pig no longer feels a thing as she is lead to the slaughter. The only problem? Once the drug enters the food supply anyone who eats it is infected. From fast food burgers to free-range organic eggs, eating animal products turns people into shambling brain-dead zombies- not even vegetarians are safe!

Sex, Death, and Heavy Metal! The Southern Illinois Music Reeducation Center specializes in “de-metaling” – a treatment to cure teens of their metal loving, devil worshiping ways. A program that subjects its prisoners to sexual abuse, torture, and brain-washing. But tonight things get much worse. Tonight the flesh-eating zombies come . . .
Rock and Roll Reform School Zombies
is Bryan Smith’s tribute to “Return of the Living Dead” and “The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: the Metal Years.”

Road Warrior Werewolves versus McDonaldland Mutants... post-apocalyptic fiction has never been quite like this.

What would you do if your normal everyday world was slowly mutating into the video game world from Tron?