Three (12 page)

“Stick a fork in me…I’m done!” Simone sighed out in fatigue.

~~~

Simone woke up awhile later, alone in her bed.
Dear God, I must have passed out in the shower
, she thought to herself. She couldn’t remember getting from the shower to the bed. Since her body had never been used and abused so thoroughly before, she assumed that it must have just shut down.

Having a moment alone she reached over to the nightstand and grabbed her phone, quickly calling up Amber’s number.

“Finally! You kept me waiting long enough! What’s happening with those two ridiculously hot men? Dear God, Simone…they are gorgeous! You hit the fucking hot guy jackpot!” Amber chattered brightly.

“It happened, Amber!” Simone said in an excited whisper.

“What?! You finally gave away your V-card?!” Amber shouted into the phone.

“Yes!”

“Holy shit! I have to break out some champagne! We are totally celebrating when I get there.” Amber said excitedly. “So which one did you choose? The blond with the crazy lips and dimples? Or the one with the adorable curls and piercing gray eyes? Can I have the one you didn’t pick? It doesn’t matter which one, they’re both smokin’!”

“Well…that’s the thing. I…I slept with both of them.” Simone whispered waiting for the scream that was surely to come.

“WHAT?!?!” Amber screamed as Simone knew she would, so she held the phone from her ear. “How did you pull that off without both of them knowing? It’s not like you’re experienced in the art of juggling two men. Hell, it’s hard for me to do.”

“Uh…well…we were all together…at the same time.” Again Simone held the phone away from her ear waiting for the scream, but she heard nothing but silence. “Hello…Amber? Are you still there?” Simone asked bringing the phone back to her ear.

“I think I just passed out for a second there. Or maybe I just went deaf, because I swear I just heard you say that you lost your virginity during a THREESOME!” Amber said, ending on a shout of disbelief, making Simone cringe and her eardrum vibrate.

“Um…well, yeah…you heard correctly. But somehow you make it sound dirty. It was…lovely, and…and a little overwhelming.” Simone whispered into the phone.

“Well hell yeah, it was overwhelming! A virgin with absolutely zero experience, hopping into the bed with two huge gorgeous men, would be a little dazed. Oh and speaking of huge…?” Amber left the obvious question open.

“Dear God Amber, I’ve never seen anything like it!” Simone exclaimed under her breath, trying not to be loud.

“Sweetie, I need specifics. Hell if you could draw up a diagram and send it to me, that’d be great! Or better yet…how about you send me a double penis pic?!” Amber prodded.

“I don’t know if I should be telling you about their private parts.” Simone hesitated.

“Spit it out woman, I need the deets! I’ve been waiting years to have this conversation with you!” Amber shouted out.

“Well…uh…one has to be at least eight inches long and so big around I can’t even get my hands around him! And the other is even longer, by an inch or so and I still can’t get my hand completely around him either! It’s insane and intimidating. But Amber, it felt so…so…
amazing
.” Simone ended in awe.

“Wow! It’s like you’re Luke Skywalker and I’m Obi-Wan and you just surpassed me in your Jedi training. My big sister from another mister has finally become a woman.” Amber said on a sigh, making Simone giggle.

“Oh God, you’re making
Star Wars
references? Did you find your inner geek in the few days I’ve been gone?” Simone smiled into the phone.

“Shit! I’ve become you and you’ve turned into me, though I’d like to point out that even
I
haven’t had a threesome before. So was it a one-time thing? A one night stand?” Amber asked curiously.

“Actually, no. It happened last night and again in the shower this morning.” Simone said matter-of-factly.

“Holy shit! Can I be you for a day?! I’m so fucking jealous!” Amber shouted in Simone’s ear. “So where do you go from here? I don’t like the thought of them using you or taking advantage of your innocence.” Amber asked with concern.

“Well, this is actually the way they prefer to do relationships. They seem to like to share one woman at a time. It’s even how they lost their virginity.” Simone explained.

“Damn! Where can I find a relationship like that?!” Amber sighed with envy. “So I have a very important question to ask you.” Amber paused for effect. “Have you landscaped?”

“Landscaped? What do you mean?” Simone asked perplexed.

“You know? Groomed?” Amber responded vaguely.

“I don’t get it, Amber. Just say what you mean!” Simone burst out, frustrated.

“Oh God, it’s worse than I thought, if you don’t even know what I’m talking about. Simone you can’t get intimate with them with a 70’s bush! You need to get your lady parts waxed or at the very least shaved.” Amber exclaimed.

“Oh…well they didn’t seem to mind. This is Alaska, you know. I don’t know if they go by the same rules as the rest of the States.” Simone defended.

“Well just try it and see how they react.” Amber suggested.

“I don’t even know what it’s supposed to look like.” Simone admitted.

“Okay, this might get a little graphic, but you shave or wax your lady lips and then leave only a cute little triangle or landing strip up top. The landing strip is hot. Guys love it!” Amber explained.

“Ew! Really, Amber?!” Simone scrunched up her nose.

“Yes, really! And don’t ‘ew’ me! What’s ‘ew’ is the fact that you’ve got a jungle down there and they’ve got to whack at it with a machete to get to your clit!” Amber shouted at her innocent friend.

“Whatever you say, Amber. Maybe I’ll give it a try. I don’t want to offend them with my obnoxious gorilla bush.” Simone stated with sarcasm.

“Good.” Amber said, finally pacified. “Man, I can’t wait to get there and witness this with my own eyes! It’s just so hard to believe that my innocent bestie has two boyfriends!” Amber cheered with excitement.

“They’re not my boyfriends, Amber.” Simone denied, not wanting to fill her heart with hope.

“Ha! We’ll see about that.” Amber stated, confident in her friend’s appeal.

~~~

After taking a proper shower alone, taking Amber’s advice and landscaping her nether regions and checking out the results in the mirror, Simone got dressed for the day. She pulled on a pair charcoal gray leggings and a pretty blue sweater dress that complimented her caramel skin, at least that’s what Amber had told her when she’d picked it out for Simone.

Simone was sitting in front of the fire Indian style, brushing out her wet hair when the door to her room opened. Looking up, she saw both men walk into the room, Xander holding a tray of food.

The moment they saw her sitting there so sweetly with the fire light dancing across her face, they’re breath caught. Xander placed the tray on the dining table and they both strode over to her. They knelt on either side of her and Xander grabbed her face and took her lips in a punishing kiss. When he was done thoroughly tasting her, Jackson turned her face to his and did the same.

“Guys stop.” Simone urged, pulling her lips away from Jackson’s. “You can’t attack me every time you see me. There is something called the ‘art of conversation’.” Simone scolded them.

“Sorry. You just looked so beautiful sitting here. I don’t think we could help ourselves.” Xander apologized.

“Thank you.” Simone smiled shyly. “So what’s with the tray?” Simone said, the delicious smell of the food wafting over to her.

“We made you breakfast in bed, but you’re not in bed like we expected.” Jackson said, smiling at her.

“Well I thought I’d get up and get dressed. I need to stop putting off meeting my mother’s tribe.” Simone explained.

“Uh…you’re going to have to put it off a little longer. I don’t know if you noticed but there is a blizzard raging outside.” Xander grinned at her.

“What?! Really?” Simone looked over to the closed curtains on the window.

“Yeah, it started last night.” Jackson informed her.

“Huh. I guess I was a little distracted.” Simone blushed to her roots. “In my defense I was a little incapacitated when it started. And speaking of, what happened with the wolves and how did I get out of the river?

“Jackson jumped into the river to save you and pulled you to safety. I shot my gun off that I always carry with me on sled tours and the wolves ran off, but not before the alpha started fighting with Sampson. He sustained a few injuries and is now at the vet. And when Jackson pulled you out, you weren’t breathing so I performed CPR on you to get you breathing again. You asked if the dogs were okay when you came to and then passed out again.” Xander grinned at her and then expelled a harsh breath, remembering how afraid he was for her at the time. “Then we rushed to get you back here, before you died from hypothermia. And that’s about it.” Xander finished, quickly breaking down the day for her.

“Holy crap! You both saved my life. Thank you so much.” Simone said sincerely, grabbing both their hands and squeezing tightly.

“Anyone would’ve done the same.” Jackson said modestly.

“No they wouldn’t.” Simone denied.

Xander stood up and held his hand out for Simone to take and pulled her up off the floor.

“Come on. Come eat before your breakfast gets cold.” Xander said before kissing her lightly on the lips.

Simone sat at the dining table and Jackson came over to whip the tops of the tray with a flourish and ended in a bow. Simone just giggled at his lighthearted mood. Looking down she saw three fluffy pancakes, scrambled eggs, crispy bacon and toast.

Simone looked up in shock at the two men as Jackson took a seat next to her and Xander across from her. “You did all this?” She said in awe.

“Yeah. Well, Jackson is the better cook, so he made the pancakes and eggs. I did the toast and bacon, you can’t go wrong with toast, unless you have a faulty toaster and I don’t believe there is any man in the history of the world that has burnt bacon.” Xander smirked at her, deepening one adorable dimple.

“Go ahead eat up before it gets cold.” Jackson said.

“Well what about you two, aren’t you going to eat something?” Simone asked.

“We already ate. We wanted to let you rest for a while.” Xander explained, as Simone tucked into her food.

“Wow! This is really good guys. Thank you.” Simone said as she moaned around a mouthful of food.

Both men swallowed at her moans and groans, Simone unaware of the affect she had on them. Simone looked up at them when she noticed their silence. She slowly stopped chewing as she recognized the barely restrained passion in their eyes that she had seen last night and this morning.

“So…ah…where do you both live? I feel as if I’m keeping you from your daily lives.” Simone said, trying to distract them with conversation.

“We live together in a log cabin that we built a few years back.” Jackson said, banking the powerful need he had to lay her across the table and feast on her. “And you’re not keeping us from anything. The storm has pretty much shut down the area. And besides we want to be here with you.”

“Do you share the same room?” Simone asked, trying to figure out their strange relationship.

“Only when we’re dating someone. We’re not gay Simone, we just happen to be best friends that are attracted to the same women and instead of fighting over them, we share them. There is a huge gap in the ratio of men to women up here, so we just find our way easier.” Xander explained.

“Do your families know about this?” Simone asked curiously.

“Well Jackson’s grandparents have passed on, so it’s just my family that’s left, and yes they know. It took them a little while to get used to it. I think for a while there, they thought we were gay too and were just trying to cover it up with a female buffer.” Xander ended on a chuckle.

“So you said that your last relationship ended on a bad note, what happened?” Simone asked curiously, but not sure she actually wanted to hear about them with another woman.

“I thought you didn’t want to hear about our exes?” Jackson said, giving voice to her thoughts.

“I know…but I was just curious. I…I…I don’t want to make the same mistake.” Simone said shyly, looking down at her plate.

“God you’re so sweet!” Jackson said, reaching over to grab her hand tightly. “It’ll never happen.” He said fiercely.

“Basically we found out that she was sleeping with someone else at the same time she was dating us. I guess she figured that since we shared her, that it was okay to be with a third guy too. Two wasn’t enough, I suppose.” Xander said with a shake of his head.

“Seriously?! The two of you individually are a hand full, so putting you together is the most mind-boggling experience of my life! I can’t imagine trying to throw in a third.” Simone exclaimed astounded.

“So tell us something…why is it that you’re so innocent and went so long without a boyfriend or losing your virginity ‘til now?” Jackson asked curiously.