The Devil’s Guide To Hollywood (92 page)

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writers

actors and, 64, 78, 86, 301–334

age of, 49

credits, 96

critics, 337–348

directors and, 13, 25, 51, 68, 79, 89, 223, 252–253

experience of, 49, 52–53

fear of writing, 147–148

hotel suites for offices, 79

length of script, 160, 171–172

length of scriptwriting time, 203–204

movie viewing, 53

novelists and, 94

output per day, 155, 158–159

persistence, 54–55, 366–368

producers and, 89–90, 257–279

role of, 50, 353–354

at sets, 217

sexuality, 71–72, 75

social life, 52, 80

status of, 14–15, 57, 83–84, 94–95, 353–354, 358

studio executives and, 89–92, 95, 224–225, 283–297

studios and, 49

telephoning, 83

writer’s block, 37, 158, 160, 162, 171, 174, 178

Writer’s Film Project (Chesterfield Film Company), 356

Writers Guild, 71, 80

agent selection, 184–185

antitrust actions, 87

credits, 96, 135, 219, 234, 348

Ovtiz, Michael, 196–197

politics of, 59

rewrites, 94

strike, 59

theft prevention, 179–180

Writer’s Network Screenplay and Fiction Competition, 356

writing classes, 9, 34, 47–48, 104–105, 268, 290, 318, 346–347.
See also
McKee, Robert

writing committees, 93

writing factories, 363

writing process, 151–180

writing schedules, 97, 151, 153, 154, 155, 158

writing speed, 153–154

Wyler, William, 161

Yablans, Frank, 108

Yates, Cassie, 321

Young, Sean, 24, 334

“your script is too soft,” defined, 295

Zaillian, Steve, 96

Zanuck, Darryl, 78, 289, 358

Zemeckis, Bob, 253, 375

Zieff, Howard, 248

Ziegler, Evarts, 341

Zsigmond, Vilmos, 105

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments

Preface

PART ONE: P URSUING Y OUR D REAM

Lesson 1. They Can Snort You Here!

PART TWO: L EARNING THE B USINESS

Lesson 2. Use Your F-Bombs!

Lesson 3. Don’t Let ’Em Fart at Your Ideas!

Lesson 4. Beware of the Back Pat!

Lesson 5. Don’t Let ’Em Bleed on You!

Lesson 6. Don’t Take Your Clothes Off!

PART THREE: G ETTING R EADY TO W RITE THE S CRIPT

Lesson 7. Avoid the Woodpecker!

Lesson 8. Ideas Are Poison!

PART FOUR: W RITING THE S CRIPT

Lesson 9. Slit a Vein and Drip It on the Page!

PART FIVE: S ELLING THE S CRIPT

Lesson 10. How Do You Feel About Going to Bed with an Agent?

PART SIX: F ILMING THE S CRIPT

Lesson 11. Steal As Much Memorabilia from the Set As You Can!

PART SEVEN: W ORKING WITH THE D IRECTOR

Lesson 12. He’s a Passive-Aggressive Snake!

Lesson 13. Every Good Director Is a Sadist!

PART EIGHT: W ORKING WITH THE P RODUCER

Lesson 14. Is His Heart Full of Shit?

PART NINE: D EALING WITH THE S TUDIO

Lesson 15. You’re a Jackass in a Hailstorm!

PART TEN: I NSPIRING THE A CTORS

Lesson 16. Their Shorts Have Skid Marks, Too!

Lesson 17. Just Say the Fucking Words!

PART ELEVEN: S URVIVING THE C RITICS

Lesson 18. They Want to Kill You, Rape Your Wife, and Eat Your Children!

PART TWELVE: T HE H APPY E NDING

Lesson 19. Fight, Write, Throw Up, and Keep Writing!

Epilogue

Index

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