The Bare Bum Gang and the Valley of Doom (11 page)

BONSAI! THIS IS WAR

My big brother and
sister, William and Mel,
may be older than me and
biggerer than me, but
they're not cleverer than
me. Just because the
chips of the world are
stacked against me like a
potato mountain doesn't mean they can beat me.
Revenge will be mine!

Or rather mine and the Revengers', and a
boa constrictor caled Alfred's. Let loose the
snakes of doom and see how they like it then!
I shall have my revenge before you can say
'peanut butter and jam sandwiches'! Actually
shouldn't have mentioned peanut butter and jam
sandwiches. Forget you ever read that. If you
don't, I may have to kill you.

The first book in a brilliant and hilarious series
by award-winning comic writer, Jamie Rix.

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