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‘My …? No. No, I didn’t pick up my bathers. He’s going away, Dawnie.’

‘Is he? What’s he gone and done now?’

‘Tell you later. He isn’t coming back.’

‘Huh. So no more Lionel. No more Dad. They’re the ones you and I … Lionel, Horace. And your gran in a way I suppose. Grace. They’re the ones we couldn’t help having feeling for.’ Her chest filled and her eyes freshened. ‘Well they’re gone. And so it’s just the three of us.’

Des gave no answer. And now Cilla announced that she was awake, awake and of the company. She did this, as always, not with tears but with song. They thought she must be singing in imitation of the birds – the birds you could still sometimes hear, up on the thirty-third floor, so high above Diston Town.

Dawn backed into the passage. ‘We’ve got to have a second, Desi.’

‘Got to. No choice.’

‘Pro bono publico.’

‘It might be another Cilla.’

‘It might be another Cilla. Say hello then!’

‘Not yet, Dawnie. I need a shower. I’m … I’m covered in grit.’

Raising her voice as she went down the passage she said, ‘I’ll change her. Wash her in the basin. She loves that.’

‘Go on then. I put the kettle on. Just about to make some tea.’

‘Go on then. Ooh, I’d love a cup. I’ll be needing one!’

She paused, and he paused too, and she heard him call out,

‘… I’ll wait!’

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Table of Contents

Cover

About the Book

About the Author

Also by Martin Amis

Dedication

Title Page

Part One

2006: Desmond Pepperdine, Renaissance Boy

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Part Two

2009: Lionel Asbo, Lotto Lout

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Part Three

2012: Cilla Dawn Pepperdine, Babe in Arms

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Part Four

2013: Who? Who?

The Week Before

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Wednesday

Thursday

Copyright

Table of Contents

Cover

About the Book

About the Author

Also by Martin Amis

Dedication

Title Page

Part One

2006: Desmond Pepperdine, Renaissance Boy

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Part Two

2009: Lionel Asbo, Lotto Lout

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Part Three

2012: Cilla Dawn Pepperdine, Babe in Arms

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Part Four

2013: Who? Who?

The Week Before

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

Wednesday

Thursday

Copyright

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