Got Cake?

Map

Morning Announcements

1.
How to Be Popular

2.
No Pain, No Gain

3.
Lighting Up the Dimples

4.
“Ack. Ack. Ack.”

5.
April-May Says Something Nice

6.
Why I Look Like a Duck

7.
Total Embarrassment

8.
The Secret Is Out

9.
Belzer Can't Keep a Secret

10.
I
Bernie

11.
Sherman Knows How to Be Popular

12.
Belzer Is a Spelling Champ

13.
Smile for the Camera

14.
Boos and Hisses

15.
A Natural Swing

16.
A Reminder from The Upchuck

17.
Time to Party

18.
Surprise!!!

19.
Got Cake?

20.
And the Winner Is…

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Good morning, students. This is Headmaster Upchuck wishing you all a Rotten Day in every way. I know you are all proud to be Rotten Students. And I know you are looking forward to my morning tradition of reading the day's announcements.

Sorry. I didn't mean to shout. You know I care deeply about you all.

Coach Manley Bunz has a reminder for the first-grade track team. You'll win a lot more races if you all remember to run in the same direction.

 

Are you interested in water sports? Fourth-grade comedian Hardy Harhar will be demonstrating how to do a water spit at the second-floor water fountain at three today.

 

The after-school meeting of the fifth-grade Pick-Your-Nose-and-Eat-It Club will not be held today because THERE IS NO SUCH CLUB!

 

One of our oldest school traditions—the Tap-Dance-Swim-with-Arthropods Night—has been canceled because no one can remember what you're supposed to do.

 

Tonight is Lucky Dessert Night in the Dining Hall. It's called Lucky Dessert Night because Chef Baloney promises you won't heave your dinner until
after
dessert.