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Authors: Kate McMullan
Double Dragon Trouble (8 page)
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Dear Erica,
Ha-ha! There just was. A Lad from Toenail
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DSA News
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DSA News
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THE DSA SPORTS REPORT
by Charley Marley
Frypot said his ox did not want to be the DSA Jousting team's steed anymore.
After that, everybody quit the team.
THE END
HELP WANTED
LIBRARY ASSISTANT
Dost thou knowest thine alphabet from A to Z? Dost thou likest to worketh with books? Wouldst thou liketh to be paid in peanut brittle?
If thou answereth YES to these questions, cometh up to the library and chatteth with Brother Dave about a job as a Book Shelver.
Contact: Brother Dave
GOOD DEEP DIVER
Looking for lad or lass who wants to earn extra pocket change in exchange for diving into the DSA moat to look for...something. Only lads or lasses who can keep a secret need apply.
Contact:
Headmaster Mordred, DSA
Overheard in... SIR MORT'S CLASSROOM
by Baldrick de Bold
As this reporter snuck into Sir Mort's class late, he heard lads and lasses saying:
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“Is Sir Mort awake?”
“Poke him and see.”
“You poke him.”
“No, you.”
“No, you.”
“Is he dead?”
“Maybe.”
“I don't think he's breathing.”
“Then who's that snoring?”
Frypot's eels make your
belly ache?
Come to Smilin's Hal's
for some fried dough and a
shake!
belly ache?
Come to Smilin's Hal's
for some fried dough and a
shake!
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I Penny off last week's
clams!
clams!
Smilin' Hal's
Off-Campus Eatery
Off-Campus Eatery
Think Frypot's eels
might be tainted?
Head for Smilin'
Hal'sâit's just been
painted!
might be tainted?
Head for Smilin'
Hal'sâit's just been
painted!
Smilin' Hal's
Off-Campus Eatery
Off-Campus Eatery
Local Restaurant to Close
by Angus du Pangus
A health inspector visited Smilin' Hal's Off-Campus Eatery last week and threatened to close the place down. He cited it for 1,027 health violations, and that was before he set foot in the kitchen.
Other diners there at the time say that the inspector took Smilin' Hal up on his offer of a free lunch, and his gut cramped up so fast that he could not finish his report.
“Come on down!” says Smilin' Hal. “We're not closed yet!”
DSA NEWS
Editor-in-Chief
ERICA VON ROYALE
ERICA VON ROYALE
Reporters:
Lifestyle and Food:
ANGUS DU PANGUS
Book Reviews:
BRAGWORT
Sports Beat:
CHARLIE MARLEY
Lifestyle and Food:
ANGUS DU PANGUS
Book Reviews:
BRAGWORT
Sports Beat:
CHARLIE MARLEY
General Reporting:
JANICE SMOTHERBOTTOM
WIGLAF OF PINWICK
GWEN OF GARGGLETHORP
BALDRICK DE BOLD
JANICE SMOTHERBOTTOM
WIGLAF OF PINWICK
GWEN OF GARGGLETHORP
BALDRICK DE BOLD
Faculty Advisor:
SIR MORT
SIR MORT
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