Big Change for Stuart (13 page)

‘What thing?'

‘This thing that I'm on. This tall thing.'

‘The tower, you mean?'

‘Yes.'

Stuart stared up at him. He couldn't see his father's expression from this distance, but it was clear that something was very wrong.

‘Why didn't you say
tower
?' he asked.

‘I can't,' said his father.

‘Why can't you?'

‘I just can't. It seems that in this dream my mouth won't say words that have more than one … bit to them.'

‘Bit?'

‘Yes.'

‘You mean syllable? You can only say one-syllable words?'

‘Yes.
Yes
.'

His father's voice was full of frustration, and it occurred to Stuart that it was probably as hard for him to use only short words as it would be for Stuart to use only enormously long ones. ‘Don't worry,' he yelled reassuringly, ‘it's just part of the dream. It shouldn't be a problem – you just have to say left or right or whatever. Where do I go now?' He was still standing on the stepping stones in the room full of water, with three doors ahead of him.

His father peered over the balcony. ‘Go through the door!' he shouted, and then paused to think. ‘The door that is not on the left or the right.'

Stuart walked forward and opened the middle door.

A huge shiny green leaf barred his way. He pushed it aside and found himself in an enormous conservatory full of tropical plants, with creepers dangling from wires above him and vast, perfumed
flowers
blooming on every side. When he looked down, he could see a muddle of narrow brick paths snaking through the vegetation, crisscrossing each other in a complicated network.

‘Which way do I go?' he shouted up to his father.

‘To a door near a thing.'

‘A thing? What sort of thing?'

‘A thing from which clear stuff that you can drink comes out of.'

‘Water, you mean? So I've got to find a tap? Or a hose?'

‘No. You can find things like this in parks. A round shape. Splish, splash. Coins are thrown in.'

‘A
fountain
?'

‘Yes.'

Stuart moved cautiously through the vegetation. Butterflies flickered between the flowers; a lizard appeared, paused briefly on a bunch of nearly ripe bananas and then zipped away again Somewhere to his left he could hear the tinkle of water. He ducked under a hairy stem, parted a wall of leaves and found himself beside a stone fountain, with a jet of water shooting upwards out of the
mouth
of a stone dolphin.

On the wall nearby, almost covered with purple flowers, he could just see the outline of a door.

‘Through here?'

‘Yes. But take care.'

‘Why?'

‘In the next room there is a … a large beast.'

‘Another horse?'

‘No. It's huge and grey with a trunk.'

‘You're not
serious
?'

Stuart opened the door just a crack and saw a square concrete room, the floor covered with straw. Lying across most of it was an elephant. It appeared to be asleep, though its stomach was rumbling gently, and occasionally it moved its trunk around, sending blasts of warm grassy breath across the room. Hardly daring to breathe, Stuart eased his way in and tiptoed forward, straw crackling underfoot. He felt even smaller than usual, and incredibly vulnerable. The elephant would only have to roll over, and he'd be flattened like a lump of pastry under a rolling pin.

Two metal doors lay ahead, one of them to the left and one to the right.

‘You need to go through the right-hand door,' shouted his father.

‘I can't,' called Stuart, as loudly as he dared. ‘There's an elephant lying in front of it.'

Its vast bottom was actually wedged right up against the correct door.

‘The door on the left is a dead end,' said his father. ‘But if you go back to the plant room you could fetch some fruit which might tempt the beast to move.'

‘Bananas!'

It didn't take Stuart long to locate the bunch where he'd seen the lizard, and he twisted off a handful and found his way back to the next room.

He held one of the bananas near the tip of the trunk, and the elephant groped forward sleepily, opening one eye.

‘Bananas!' said Stuart, moving it further away. ‘Come and get your lovely bananas!'

The elephant hauled itself slowly to its feet and Stuart threw the bananas into the far corner, then dodged round the side of the lumbering animal. The door was now clear and he made a lunge for it.

HE STEPPED INTO
a long room with a cool, green marble floor, and walls hung with large paintings. It took him a moment or two to realize that the only door was the one he'd just walked through.

‘This is a dead end,' he shouted up to his father.

‘No it's not – there are … one more than ten ways out.'

‘Eleven? Eleven doors? Where?'

‘They're by the square things … I mean, not
by …
and not square … Oh dear, this is so hard to say.'

‘You're doing fine,' shouted Stuart encouragingly. ‘Have another try.'

‘The things with
paint
on,' called his father.

‘You mean the paintings?'

‘Yes. The doors are not in
front
of them.'

‘Behind, then? You mean the doors are behind the paintings? Or do you mean the doors
are
the paintings?' He walked up to the nearest one, a soppy portrait of a girl holding a box of chocolates, and yanked at the right-hand side of the frame. It swung straight open, just like a door, to reveal a hole in the wall, big enough to step through. And on the other side of it was a sweet shop, a really fantastic one, every shelf laden with jars, every counter stuffed with fudge and bubble gum and toffee and marshmallow and liquorice and chews and sherbet and fizz-bombs …

‘Is this the way?' shouted Stuart hopefully.

‘No.'

‘Oh.' Disappointed, Stuart let the painting swing shut again. ‘Which one should I go through, then?'

‘The one that shows a … a …'

‘I might as well try all of them,' said Stuart.

‘No, don't do—'

‘It'll be just as quick.'

He tugged at the frame of the next painting along, a seascape with a giant squid sticking its
head
above some improbably huge waves, and the picture smacked open as if on a spring. A torrent of freezing water gushed through the hole, and Stuart, soaked and gasping from the cold, struggled to close it again. A jellyfish flobbed through the gap, followed by a long, orange, sucker-covered tentacle.

‘OUT!' shouted Stuart, using all his strength to slam the picture against the intruder. The tentacle withdrew, the door closed, and a sheet of water, green with seaweed, glided along the floor of the gallery, leaving a thin coating of sand behind it.

‘OK,' said Stuart, teeth chattering with shock, ‘maybe not such a great idea.'

‘Are you all right?' called his father.

‘Yes, just about.'

He had a sudden memory of assuring his mother that he and his dad would be absolutely
fine
while she was away, and then he looked at the next painting – an arctic landscape with a snarling polar bear – and decided to leave well alone.

‘The one you want,' called his father, slowly and carefully, ‘shows a room at the top of a house.
A
room in the roof with things in it of all types, shapes and sorts.'

‘An attic,' said Stuart.

He jogged around the gallery and soon spotted the painting he needed. It showed a dimly lit room piled high with bags and boxes; an old rocking horse stood in the corner. He pulled at the frame, and the painting swung open to reveal a similar room but one so stuffed with objects that it was actually difficult to see where he could climb in.

He eventually squeezed into a narrow space between a large trunk, a doll's house and a stack of hat-boxes, and began to edge around, coughing slightly at the dust he'd raised.

‘I can't see a thing,' he shouted. ‘There's too much junk in here. Where's the next door?'

‘To your right,' called his father. ‘To the back of the rolled-up red rug. Half way up the wall.'

When Stuart eventually spotted it, he saw that it was more of a hatch than a door – the sort of hatch that in a house would lead to a water tank – but it looked easily wide enough for him to get into. He pulled at the handle.

‘It's locked!' he shouted up at his father.

‘Oh.'

‘There's writing on it,' called Stuart, pushing aside a cobweb obscuring the top of the door, and then groaning. ‘It says,
The key is hidden in this room
.' He looked around despairingly.

There was a cardboard box right next to him, and he lifted the flaps at the top and glanced at the jumbled contents – some old light bulbs, odd tools, nails, tangled string, a loose pack of cards, a clock, a bag of curtain fittings: it would take him twenty minutes to go through this alone, and the room had forty or fifty other boxes, suitcases, bin-bags and bits of furniture. There were a million places to hide a key.

He turned back to pull at the door again, just in case he could wrench it open by force, and as he grabbed the handle, the rest of the cobweb fell down.

‘There's more writing,' shouted Stuart, frowning at the peculiar collection of words in front of him, ‘but I don't know what it means. And you can't say anything longer than a syllable so you won't be able to explain it to me.'

‘I can try,' replied his father. ‘Read it out.'

‘OK. It says:
Cipher in mazarine coffret nigh pigmean demesne
. I wonder if it's a code?'

His father laughed.

‘What?' asked Stuart.

‘It's not a code. The words are rare and old, just the sort I like best. They mean:
The key is in a small blue box near the doll's house
.'

‘Really?' Stuart scrambled to get it. The blue box rattled as soon as he picked it up, and he took out the key.

‘And the next room is the last,' shouted his father triumphantly.

Stuart turned the key, opened the hatch and looked through. Everything was grey: a long, very narrow room, like a corridor, with grey walls, a smooth grey floor … and a grey ceiling made of a billowing fabric that bunched and shuddered in the breeze.

‘A strange thing,' called his father; his voice was muffled by the cloth.

‘I know,' said Stuart. ‘It's got a
ceiling
.' At the very far end of the room was another door, and he could
see
a heavy bolt near the top of it. He wondered instantly if he'd actually be able to reach the bolt – though he could always come back to the attic room and fetch a box to stand on.

He wriggled through the hatch and dropped to the floor. It felt rubbery and slightly springy. He started to walk towards the far door, and he'd only gone a few steps when the whole floor began to move
backwards
– smoothly, like a conveyor belt. Stuart quickened his pace, but the floor speeded up as well. He broke into a run, and the floor whizzed along too, keeping him in exactly the same place, as if he were on a giant treadmill. Frustrated, he slowed to a halt again, and the floor stopped moving too. He was no nearer the far door than when he'd started.

‘I can't get there!' he shouted. ‘The floor won't let me.'

His dad said something in reply, but it was difficult to hear through the cloth ceiling.

‘What?' called Stuart.

‘Ape bars.'

‘
What?
'

‘Bars for apes. On top of the cloth.'

‘I don't get what you mean. Shout louder.'

‘PULL THE CLOTH DOWN.'

Stuart walked back, hoisted himself up into the hatch again, and reached upwards. He could just snag the cloth with his fingers.

‘PULL IT DOWN?' he asked.

‘YES!'

Stuart gave it a yank. The whole ceiling ripped softly away and fell in gentle folds onto the floor. And above it was a set of monkey bars, bridging the room from one end to the other. Stuart shouted in surprise, and then looked up at where his father stood, practically directly above him now.

‘Did you say there are steps down the inside of the tower?' he called out.

‘Yes.'

‘See you at the bottom then, Dad.' Gripping the first rung, Stuart began to swing himself along – being good at the monkey bars was one of the few advantages of being small and light. It only took him half a minute to get to the door at the far end, and now he could see why the bolt was
so
high up – he could reach it from
above
, with one hand. He slid it loose, and at the centre of the grey door, a purple O suddenly appeared.

Stuart gave the door a kick. It opened inwards, but only a couple of centimetres. He gave it a second, much harder kick; it shot open, and hit something that sounded horribly like someone's head.